What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
In other news, I just burned my penis
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
