Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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