so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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