i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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