Jerry, you need to find god
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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