Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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