Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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