Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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