How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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