I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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