Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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