all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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