i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Sorry about my life...
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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