hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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