I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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