That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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