I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
This is not my ceiling
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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