What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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