i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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