I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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