are you still at the devil's house?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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