this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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