doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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