Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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