he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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