I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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