Do vagina's smell?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
