I like to think it a success when the cops are called
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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