This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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