hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no you cant smoke seaweed
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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