I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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