even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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