it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
