if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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