Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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