I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize