I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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