found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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