Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
im holly from the hills drunk
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
