Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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