my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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