Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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