I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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