The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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