never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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