im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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