Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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