She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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