Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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