Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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