she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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